July 7, 2011
Freedom of Speech
of Speech died in Minnesota today after a four year courtroom battle
with corporate cancer. Judge Marilyn Brown Rosenbaum, 4th District Hennepin
Court pronounced Freedom of Speech dead even as she delivered her newborn
adopted baby, affectionately named "CENSORSHIP". While a few citizens will
deeply mourn the death of their First Amendment Right, services have been
canceled due to a general lack of interest. Freedom of Speech is survived by
Psychotherapist Peter Freeman, as well as its second cousin, The
Right to Remain Silent. Freedom of Speech was preceded in death by first
cousin - The Right to a Jury Trial who died last December.
December 29, 2010
The Right to a Jury Trial
Constitutional Right to a Jury Trial died today when Hennepin 4th District
Court Judge Marilyn Brown Rosenbaum denied Hannabelle's Right to be judged
by a jury of her peers rather than by the judge who had repeatedly
demonstrated unfairness and prejudice towards the Defense's case. The Right
to a Jury Trial is survived by it's first cousin - The Right to Freedom of
Monday, April 27, 2009
Onamia mayor Larry Milton is dead.
February 9, 2001
killed by a NEXUS staff member, while in a prone
restraint hold on February 9, 2001 at Gerard of Iowa in Mason City,
an institution for children with behavior problems owned by NEXUS. An
autopsy determined that Tanner was suffocated to death. He was 11 years old.
Tanner's death was ruled a
homicide. NEXUS, a multi-million dollar
corporation, sold Gerard of Iowa, but maintains several other facilities in
Minnesota and Illinois, including Mille Lacs Academy in Onamia.
Note: Nexus is showing it's true colors by suing
over this obituary and the video.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
U.S.A. Democracy (1776-2007)
U.S.A. "Lady Liberty" Democracy died on Tuesday,
October 16 in Onamia, Minnesota after a long battle with political
corruption, public apathy, and simple complacency. She died of a broken
heart. She was 231 years old. She is survived by Fascism, an adopted
bastard son. A Public Hearing is set for November 1, 5 p.m. at the Onamia
City Hall. There will be no public viewing of Ms. Democracy however. No
trace of her at all in fact.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Process (medieval times - 2007)
Due Process was gang-raped and then killed at a staged
"Public Hearing" at the Onamia City Hall. Leading the assault were Mayor
Larry E. Milton, councilmen Bill Hill Jr., Bob Mickus, Mark Loch, and
Jerome Kryzer, clerk Kathleen McCullum, zoning guy Mickey
Hannabelle's Hall of Shame ) and representatives of the Deviant-Sex-R-Us
Angry Americans have issued an all-points bulletin to be on the lookout for
this notorious gang of Fascists who have a long history of offensively
disregarding the United States Constitution, the Minnesota Constitution, the
Bill of Rights, as well as tarnishing the memory of Common Sense, who
passed away months ago. Further atrocities are expected to be committed at
another fake "Public Hearing" on zoning, scheduled for Wednesday, December
19 at 2:30 p.m.
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Pledge of Allegiance (1892-2007)
The Pledge of Allegiance died today after being executed by
the Mille Lacs County Board of Commissioners. Hypocrites Frank
Courteau, Jack Edmonds, Phil Peterson, and Dave Tellinghuisen
rose from their chairs, placed their hands where their hearts should have
been, eyes fixated on Old Glory as they pledged allegiance to the flag of
the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands one
nation under God, indivisible with Liberty and Justice for all. They gave
the Republic for which it stands only one minute before setting a precedence
by removing Liberty and Justice for all. Having brutally murdered the Pledge
of Allegiance, as well as their own Pledge to Citizens, they celebrated the
birth of their new pledge - by denying due process to citizens and granting
tax abatement to a questionable corporation.
I pledge allegiance to the cause of Mille Lacs Academy of Nexus
and to the deviants for which it stands, one fortune under D'Angelo,
divided into shares, with Oppression and Injustice for The People.
Lenin Leaf, 71-year-old resident of Onamia, Minn., passed
away on Thursday, July 17, 2008, at the Mille Lacs Health System in Onamia.
He is survived by his wife Gloria, children and grandchildren.
Wendy Crawford-Seagren, 55, of Onamia, passed away Saturday,
Sept. 20, 2008 at the Mille Lacs Long Term Care Center in Onamia. Funeral
services were held on Thursday, Sept. 25.Wendy Crawford-Seagren, 55, of
Onamia, passed away Saturday, Sept. 20, 2008 at the Mille Lacs Long Term
Care Center in Onamia. Funeral services were held on Thursday, Sept. 25, at
Living Water Assembly of God near Wahkon, with Pastor Joe Boeringa
officiating. Arrangements are with the Shelley Funeral Chapel in Onamia.
Wendy is survived by her partner John Seagren of Onamia,
daughters Juanita (Cory) Thompson of Otsego, Anita (Shaun) Sieben of Otsego;
daughter-in-law Pam Daiker of Elk River; step-children Jeremy (Angela)
Seagren of Wisconsin, Toni (Curt) Gall of Royalton; brother Richard
(Marilyn) Petrin of Onamia; and 11 grandchildren.
She was preceded in death by her parents Tony and Virgil
Petrin; step-father Donald Anderson; and sons Mike and Tracy.
Wendy was born on Feb. 28, 1953, in Milaca to Tony and Virgil
(Coval) Petrin. She married Michael Daiker and the couple had four loving
children. The couple later divorced. Wendy enjoyed traveling especially to
North and South Dakota. Some of her fondest memories were of working and
staying at Shore Acres Resort on Mille Lacs Lake. Wendy would often take all
the grandchildren to various beaches around the lake to swim and play. She
enjoyed going to garage sales, caring for Misty Dawn, her long-haired
Chihuahua and being with family and the love of her life, John.
Ginny Traver Konze
Virginia “Ginny” Konze, 71, of
Onamia, passed away at her home on Wednesday, Aug. 6, 2014, 6 months after
being diagnosed with neuroblastoma cancer.
request, no service will be held. In lieu of flowers, memorial donations may
be made in her honor to any animal humane society or
Mille Lacs Health System
Ginny is survived by her
husband of 51 years, Bill Konze of Onamia; daughters Pam Konze of Onamia
and Paula (Bob) Langheim of Lawrenceburg, Ky.; a sister Phyllis (Jim)
Biniek of Onamia; niece, nephew and cousins.
Born June 29, 1943, in Detroit
Lakes, Ginny was the eldest daughter of the late Dwight U. Traver and
Leone A. (Weiss) Traver. At the age of seven, her family moved to Onamia
where she attended Onamia Public
School and graduated in
1961. On October 20, 1962, Ginny was united in marriage to William A.
(Bill) Konze at Bethany Lutheran Church in Onamia. She was employed as a
teacher’s secretary for 35 years at Onamia High School.
Ginny will always be remembered
for her love of animals, especially horses, cats and dogs of which she had
many throughout her lifetime, her beautiful flower gardens, love of
collecting antiques with husband Bill, and enjoyment of watching reruns of
“I Love Lucy”.